monk up

when a guy gets so tired of not getting laid he gives up all sexual contact, including masterbation.

Been years and picking up chicks with my best line "Hey babe, wanna do it" isn't working with the ladies...I'm just gonna monk up.

by Chimera91 March 10, 2011

Monk fish

An ugly mo fo who can't keep their gob shut!

Hey monk fish get a life!
Yo (insert name) ya wife's a monk fish she told me she was sleeping with another guy!

by User_87 December 17, 2014

Monk-ey

A hand-rolled filtered marijuana blunt as only four to six hits remain. The blunt becomes short and stout, resembling a back shot of a druid monk with a grey afro-puff. (also pronounced "Monk-hey")

This here blunt is about to get monk-ey.

by Pablito420 December 28, 2007

monk-monk

Slang for vagina

DAYUM, Christie needs to shave that monk-monk!

by Lanirova October 17, 2008

monk eye

the hole in your huge cock

my monk eye is going to shoot white paste.

by soup bone February 5, 2008

Monk Chamber

A tiny bathroom with very limited floor space in which there is only a toilet (and in some cases a sink). The name derives from it being so small and quiet, a suitable place for a monk to meditate.

You: hey bro, can I use your bathroom?

Friend: yeah it’s just that door under the stairs.
You: oh come on man not the monk chamber! I can barely even sit in there.

by PHlexicon January 10, 2021

Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.

The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.

by MONK!! December 17, 2003