Mexican Monday

getting drunk during the workweek off cheap beer in some dive bar with die hard chuntis. requires skiping either a portion or all of the workday.

i skipped work on mexican monday to get tanked with some friends at panchos taco stand/bar down the street

by lolachan March 6, 2010

Gay Monday

A nick name for the Mediocre band, Hey Monday. This band is known for imitating Paramore, and sucking horribly. The lead singer can't sing, and her hair cut is retarded.

Teen#1- Hey have you heard of Hey Monday?
Teen#2- You mean Gay Monday? Dude, they suck.
Teen#3- Yea theyre totally Paramore rip-offs
Teen#4- They suck!
Teen#5- Hate em.
Teen#6- Talking bout Gay Monday? Man are they lame.
Teen#7- My sister almost killed me with that cheap rock shit
Teen#8- Dont think I would have survived.
Teen#9- Gay Monday?! SUCK!
Teen#10- I like em.

1/10 People like Hey- I mean Gay Monday.

by AltRockFan May 26, 2009

Monday

The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.

Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

superbowl monday

That day after the Superbowl when everyone's talking about it, and you feel like a total idiot if you missed it.

The water cooler on Superbowl Monday is pretty crowded.

by Wasser_spiegel February 7, 2007

Mondayeyes

A poetry and prose website located on friendsorenemies started by William Beckett of the Academy is...
and Remember Maine

guy1: Dude that chick that runs mondayeyes had a great idea!
girl1: Dude that chick's a dude.

by DougieUrieta January 31, 2009

super bowel monday

That nasty dump caused by the combination of too much junk food and drink enjoyed during the big game.

Hey, don't go into the men's room for like 45 I just enjoyed a super bowel monday

by DdannyD February 5, 2013

Monday-to-Friday

A euphemism for mother-f***ing. Recently seen in the televised version of Snakes on a Plane.

Samuel L. Jackson: I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane! (Cocks gun.)

by MrSmartyPants April 26, 2009