shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

Cork it mate

When someone needs to shut the fuck up.

Jim: Greeting!
Bob: Cork it mate!
Jim: Godammit bob why do you need to be like this.
Bob: I just got a motherfucking vasectomy.

by Kobe'sShort January 15, 2017

Not a sniff in the bizzle mate

Taunt, towards your adversary, after you have bested him in any engagement, be it sporting or otherwise.

After rinsing Dan the chopper at football, Jon turned and said 'Not a sniff in the bizzle mate.' He then proceeded to kick seven shades of bizzle out of him.

by Jimboooooo May 11, 2009

materialism

1. A philosophy that holds that everything that exists is made of matter. (see also metaphysical naturalism)

2. The belief that material wealth is the greatest good. (see also objectivism)

1. "It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously." --H.L. Mencken

2. "It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly." --Thoreau

by spline December 25, 2007

Boyfriend Material

Kim Namjoon is the embodiment of Boyfriend Material and nobody can argue otherwise.

Anti: ew this namjook guy is gross

An Intellectual: uhm, no, you see his sweater? Thats boyfriend material right there.

by sopestan December 21, 2018

mateja

Mateja is a girl that you will never want to let go of because you will love her so much once you have her. Every guy wants a Mateja, and every girl wishes to be a Mateja. She is a popular girl, but she is very humble about it. She is the type of person to care for others way more than herself. She can sometimes be a flirt, but once she finds a guy, she falls hard and is only all about him. She has a great smile and is always showing it (even on her hard days). She is always laughing about the littlest things. She is kind and sweet to everyone. She is good at everything she does. Not to mention, but she is also just so beautiful (inside and out). She is perfect in every way possible without even knowing it.

“Who’s that girl over there?”
“That’s Mateja”
“Oh, that explains why she’s so perfect”

by wyomingluver June 25, 2019

Wifey material

Being "wifey material" goes way more than being an educated woman who will cook for her husband, clean the laundry or feed the kids. A woman who's wifey material is supportive, loyal, respectful towards her companion, someone who fights for her family and brings union between these members.

We gotta stop stereotyping and start attributing to women their true values!

She always looks after me and supports me during my hard times. She's wifey material

by Ilovewomenithinktheyrethebest November 26, 2020