El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.

All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!

by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017

Jagger Mister

The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.

"Bro, I snorted 2 lines and give this chick a Jagger Mister last night"

by Kiyoshi Kane October 1, 2023

Mister Lester

A black teacher that works at Saint Katherine of Siena grade-school . He is cousins with Mike Tyson and loves pigeon's. He also was the fastest runner in penn relays and the first person to eat at torresdale Burger King. He loves his students and dates Mrs Seeds

Did you see mister Lester? Did you here that mister lester is South African. Mr lester likes boys.

by ReginaTanghe June 13, 2021

Mister V

The funniest french youtuber who love rap and talk about his PIZZA DE LA MAMA everytime.
He created the group "Les Jones" and the music "Espana" (ft Aminematue)

Oh mais c'est Mister V , le mec qui a fait "est-ce que c'est bon pour vous"
Oh is that Mister V ? He love rap

by Taaniyu April 26, 2023

Mister montana

Chiraq rapper lil mister

Mister montana got that 40

by 1234567djpooman October 28, 2021

mister bigglesworth

A favorable pet name for a well-endowed slong.

Say 'hi' to Mister Bigglesworth.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

Scissor Misters

Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."

Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.

by Carrie Underw00d February 27, 2011