minhosexual

someone who is in love with Minho from the Maze Runner series

them: do you have a boyfriend?
me: yes, the sassy runner
them: so you’re minhosexual?

by sophdog223 January 26, 2021

West Milford Nj

Welcome to West Milford where the kids are high and the grades are low. Not always though. There are a handful of extremely intelligent individuals suffering through the shitty school system
West Milford is a huge town but it definitely has small town characteristics. There's drugs for sure and tons of sex but overall it's one of the nicer towns in northern Nj. There's some diversity but not to much.

Yep it's a stoner town and teachers avoid checking the student's water bottles. New life is the awesome school assigned outpatient rehab that like 500 students attend Monday through Thursday for two hours a day. There are some hard drugs like coke and heroin but it's really only up the mountain.
There's a few rough patches but overall it's a pretty tasteful and classy place to grow up. There are pockets of really nice houses like in Awosting and Stockholm. The guys aren't the greatest but there are a few. Up the mountain= trashy whores and druggies. Every where else= pretty nice.

When it comes to clothing there are two groups. Preppy ugg wearing bitches and the creepy goth wearing freaks. Freshman are sluts and senior boys pervs.

All in all it's pretty fun to be around and the parties rock.

Jack: "Hey babe what are you doing tonight"
Jill: "Well I thought i would hit up a party in Awosting, the houses there are great. Then maybe get a ride up the mountain so i can get some great bud, you know that's all they do up there."
West Milford Nj

by DirtXbikes January 31, 2010

MILFO

Mother I'd Like to Fart On

I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.

by PMax January 30, 2009

Minford

A place where your soul is forever damned to hell. A place where superficial, uninteresting girls run rampant. A place where you will never be happy

'This place sucks'
'Yeah, but not as bad as minford'

by Taylorconrad8098 January 7, 2009

Milford, CT

Milford has come so far since I was first enamored with this quaint seaside town more than 25 years ago. It is true that there is an exorbitant amount of adult entertainment facilities in our small city. However, most of them are located in the vacinity of I-95 where the truckers can get some relief from their long hauls. Milford has a wonderful atmosphere and a fierce loyalty among longtime residents. Ignore the Ignoramous above - he's probably jealous because he is constantly losing snowboard contests to Milfordites.

Milford, CT - home of subway, bic and schick. A place of peace and tranquiity.

by SUX2BU_2 August 17, 2008

National Minion Meme Day

December 2nd is officially National Minion meme day. This is very important, as you can be a boomer on this day.

Person 1: what day is it?
Person 2: National minion meme day!

Person 1: what’s that mean?
Person 2: you can say dumb minion memes and post them on media today!

by KZ :) December 3, 2019

Milford CT

Milford CT is a small city in western CT. Separated into 3 sections:

Devon/Grove (You get jumped here), Central/Underhill/Meadowside (You buy pot and pills here),
Woodmont (Your a rich faggot).

Everyone here thinks they're either hot shit for being rich or thug cus they live in Devon. Nice beaches, ok bitches, good food. Place to go to buy your drugs of choice if you dont have enough gas money to make it to Waterbury or Bridgeport. Plenty of oxycotin and grow houses.

And there is nothing fun to do here except get fucked up.

"How was is growing up in Milford CT? Were you rich?"
"Yeah but I spent all my money on coke and Smiles Entertainment Center"

by SomekidfromCT August 19, 2009