Midwestern masochist

A blue collar voter from the American Midwest who consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023

Midwest 10

When a girl isn't the ugliest person ever seen in the world, because midwesterners have low standards.

Person A:you see that blonde from wisconsin? Pretty hot right?
Person B:Pfft, she's a Midwest 10 and an LA 3

by xxxGigachad69420 April 16, 2023

midwest friendly

It's like a 1950s sitcom. Everyone acts like they're your neighbor.

Molly is visiting from Portland and described Illinoians as Midwest friendly.

by Shans430 May 5, 2023

Midwest Excursion

When someone spreads your cheeks (In the Midwestern region of the United States) and inserts a large object inside of your anus.

Jacob hit Justin with the Midwest Excursion when he was told they won't be sharing a room in Minecraft. Safe to say he won't be walking the same for a few hours.

by Taybur August 8, 2023

Midwestern Slang And Bang

When a group of homosexual men all meet up on the side of the road to fuck and suck almost always ends in a bukake

Logan loves himself a good old fashioned midwestern slang and bang

by Mclovin420x September 1, 2023

Midwest Fine

In the Midwest, particularly Minnesota, the word ‘fine’ when used like “Yea I’m fine” or “Oh that’s fine” doesn’t mean that something is truly fine, it translates roughly to “nothing is going right and everything is shitty”

Fine could be considered a more subtle version of “could be better”

Person 1: That crash was rough, you ok?
Person 2: Oh yeah I’m fine
Person 1: Is that fine fine or midwest fine

by nothingneko June 22, 2023

showbiz midwest

Really sexy and hot. CRYSTAL LAKE

Showbiz Midwest is hot!

by pagjrbtrfb December 20, 2021