brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011

Beecher Method

Owning a dude by biting or cutting his penis while pretending to perform fellatio on him. The Beecher Method is useful for defending onself in an abusive situation. This was made popular by the HBO series OZ when regular but crazy inmate Beecher bit Robson's penis when he was sexually assaulted in his cell.

1.I think Rihanna should've made up with Chris Brown after the fight, then used the Beecher Method.
2. Driver 1:(Honking car horn) Drive slower, Dickhead!
Driver 2: Blow Me!
Driver 1: C'mon over, bitch! I'll give you the Beecher Method!

by darkest_light October 13, 2009

The Elevator Method

This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.

Dude me and Cindy tried The Elevator Method and she squirted on me like a pressure washer.

by Dildo_Swagginzz April 26, 2019

pocket method

It is the act of putting your hand in your pocket to simply, smoothly scratch your testes.

Ayo! I was in class today and my balls' itched so I used the pocket method so nobody would notice.

by Mr. JoHN KnoxXx May 5, 2007

Quizon Method

Any outstanding result achieved that can't be explained how it occured. Close to a miraculous result.

Me: "I didn't do any work and my exam came back as a high distinction"

Friend: "How the fuck did you do that?
Me: "The Quizon Method"

"I've had sex with Charlie Sheen like a hundred times and am clean as a baby thanks to the Quizon Method"

By using the Quizon Method, Bruno Mars achieved international fame despite being a short Filipino with a bad 'fro.

by Prof. Dan Gliebols MBBS, BMed January 23, 2020

Method Gurl

I sleep around for money for crack

fuck me please, i need the cash for crack

by Method Gurl December 2, 2004

italian method

the art of putting a condom on a guy's penis using only your mouth.

"no hanndsss baby, she knows exactly how to do it using the italian method!"

by chuueyy July 26, 2007