matchette

a bachelorette who is looking for love on match.com

Dude, she's the perfect matchette for you!

by red lace tattoo September 27, 2011

match collector

someone who collects dating app matches for the sake of boosting their ego

Me: I matched with ihateblonde but she'd rather promote her instagram than go on a date.
You: she is obviously a match collector

by bladewarrior69 April 30, 2016

Kissy Match

A romantic couple.

Congrats to Keith and Kathleen on their new kissy match.

by TigerToe November 2, 2014

ass match

An idiot that merged in front of you on the highway

Don’t you dare merge in front of me you ass match!

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

B.R.U.T.E/Mech

A robot looking thing commonly used by pussies. Originated by some guy that was on weed using weed as a straw to drink his beer his favorite number 420 hmm.

bro this guys just killed me with a B.R.U.T.E/Mech what a pussy

by Kangaroo124 August 16, 2019

Matchbox 20

A popular alt-rock band with insiteful lyrics on many subjects.
<i>Yourself or Someone Like You</i>1996
<i>Mad Season</i> 2000
<i>More The You Think You Are</i> 2002

Matchbox 20 is known for hits such as "Real World", "If You're Gone", and "Unwell."

by JacoLnternSymtom November 5, 2003

bait-match

A "wrestling" match that the WWE uses to get people to watch their shows.

The Cena/K-Fed match on New Year's Day 2007 was a bait-match! What shit!

by Jon Ace January 3, 2007