MEST

an awesome punk band from Chicago.

My favorite song from MEST is "Drawing Board"

by Kisei May 24, 2005

Meaty Gift

When a dog has left an unpleasant smelling, cigar looking dump that is situated in the middle of the floor. Usually happens when the dog is not happy with it's owner.

I woke up this morning, and found a nice meaty gift staring me in the face.

by ShawnDiesel October 26, 2009

Meaty Cock

A cock thats about as thick and juicy as the Hulk's fully flexed forearm

John "Hey guys my plumb stick is 4 inches hard does that mean i have a meaty cock?"

Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."

by MC plumbing CEO February 17, 2013

Big meaty cock

A delicious chicken cooked thoroughly and left tender and juicy

I had some big meaty cock last night! It was great! What? No I'm not a homosexual!

by Jeranamo January 1, 2016

Twisty Misty

Rotating your penis in a circular motion while ejaculating.

Yeah I gave Sarah the Twisty Misty last night took forever to clean up

by Ep1cBoss July 16, 2019

misty dew

A combination of sierra mist and mountain dew.... its the shit try it.

I love Mountain Dew and Sierra Mist, so i sould love misty dew too.

by Rachel McKrAZYchild October 22, 2007

mesticals

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.

"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."

by MJE November 27, 2007