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mexican cell phone

The horn of a car.
More specifically, the act of parking in front of the house of someone that you are picking up and blasting the horn to let them know you are there.
Implies that you are too cheap/broke to get a real cell phone.
"Dude, man.. Whoever is in front of apartment A needs to lay off his Mexican cell phone. It's 6:30a.m. That shit is annoying!"
by U. Dontneedthat May 4, 2008
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mexican jet ski

In the landscaping business, an indistrial walk behind mower is fitted with a small cart for the operator to stand and ride on, thus making it a "mexican jet ski"
Hector and Carlos were fighting over who got to ride the mexican jet ski today.
by JAB82 December 29, 2007
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mexican hospital

dude 1: What happened to Steve after the party last night, he was so wasted.

dude 2: Didn't you hear, he woke up in a mexican hospital with one of his kidneys missing.
by Bitch Puddin' April 26, 2011
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mexican jetpack

it's when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.
Geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients' homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.
by manks dawbs May 1, 2004
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Mexican Omelet

Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking.
"Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."
by Dingleberry Tatas May 1, 2008
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Snow Mexican

The true name of the so-called 'Canadians'. The term 'Canadians' and 'Canada' are slang for 'Snow Mexicans' and 'Snow Mexico'.
I live in Snow Mexico, or as many ignorant people call it, Canada.
apparently I have to define it cuz there's totally not the definition right up there
Snow Mexican is the definition to something
by Snow Mexican February 21, 2017
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Mexican Halloween

Some sort of sexual position as stated by Señor Chang and confirmed by Troy from Community.
Señor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.

Troy: *nods head*
by Jre October 29, 2009
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