moof

Another word for hot, kinky sex.

"Wow, hunny, that moof last night was incredibly exotic."

by Blinkin March 17, 2005

Moof

A command, meaning approximately the same thing as "Kiss me, dammit!"

Moof. Moof. Moof. (repeat till subject notices)

by sallie d August 29, 2003

Mooflon

A large lady; typically with children, who is seen at the cheap end stores like Walmart or trailer parks. A common sight is to see a mooflon staring blankly into space, perhaps because they have some type of vitamin deficiency or they are albinos. Seconds away from a major self inflicted illness or injury.

Check that "mooflon" in aisle 4 staring at the bulk candy. I was just walking past her and she grunted at me and sprayed diabetes on my face.

You can't remember *****? She's that "mooflon" that fell in the kitchen and broke her leg because she is such a fat bitch.

by Frank Boothe January 2, 2008

Mooftastic

Something unbelievable. Something so incredibly cute that you want to die.

A furry bunny is "mooftastic." A baby puppy is also "mooftastic."

by Poofin October 1, 2008

moof

A 1930's italian mobster; a gangster; a mafioso

Jimmy got whacked by some moof.

by Justice Lou May 13, 2005

Moof

A teenager who is thirsty and try’s to get with any girl he can, he will ruin friendships to try get a girl, despite this he has never gotten a girl. A all round nit bag who thinks he has clout but has next to no clout. Will get violated by everyone who meets him. A true beta male

Alex:George is being such a moof
Cam:how?
Alex:me and immy have been making out, he sat next to her wrapped his arm around her and she shouted ew and ran off and he’s still trying with her.
Cam: what a moof

by Gringleman December 7, 2019

moofer

Sometimes used as a term of endearment to refer to sub woofers. Also used as submoofer. Usually seen on car stereo forums and bulletins on the internet.

OMFG that moofer is teh sexxors! How much did it cost?

Now I have some moofage in my ride.

My moofers is pounding out some deebeez!

by flak_monkey July 11, 2007