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this guy is an legend,all hot girls fall for him no eeshaan can fuck him.
look its the hot boy melvin
melvin by ganduboard November 23, 2021
a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous yet warm and endearing and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever with rock hard abs definitive v line and intimidating muscles. he loves being the best and is fiercly loyal to his friends and family. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.
irl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him

girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.
Melvin by anonymous November 29, 2021
A type of wedgie given from the front, displacing the penis and squashing the testicles
Joe and Ethan were playing a wedgie game. They did rock, paper, sizzors in rounds of ten. Whoever lost one round, they got a wedgie from the back. Joe won the first round. Ethan turned round and Joe dug into his trousers and seized his red calvin klien boxer-briefs and gave him a wedgie. Ethan giggled as he felt his underwear go in between his ass cheeks. They went again. Joe hit a rock and Ethan hit sizzors, he lost again! Ethan sighed but laughed as he stood facing Joe. Joe laughed as he pulled up Ethan's shirt and sized the front of his red calvin Klien boxer-briefs, Joe tugged them right up to Ethan's stomach, giving him a melvin, displacing his penis and squashing his testicles. Good for Ethan that he won the next round and tugged Joe's white Topman boxer-briefs hard up his ass.
Melvin by Spectreactivecamo December 3, 2021
The opposite of Mellose
Sometimes you Melvin, sometimes you Mellose.
Melvin by Wende M.A. January 9, 2022
melvin is smart
Change my mind
melvin by pee s three27 January 24, 2022
Melvin is a sweet hearted guy who is very humble but he’s had a type lightskins girls who he is crazy for but he also enjoys eating Oreos
Woah is that melvin
Ofc melvin is eating Oreos again
Melvin by Iminlovewithmelvin January 24, 2022