doing a Melbourne

"A trip to Melbourne" or "doing a Melbourne" is a synonym for "I'm too scared to face my fears so I'm literally running away from them"

Guy 1: She totally missed out on our Ping Pong Championship
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!

by tomlovesrob September 30, 2013

Took the Barry Way to Melbourne

(Saying/Phrase) To do something the hard way/make something more complicated.

"Oliver spelt 'Kronk' like 'Cronque', bro took the Barry Way to Melbourne.

by notoliverbatson June 4, 2024

Melbourne

melbourne is a super huge weird city in australia that always says its better than sydney but who cares. everyone says melbourne is really good but we're really just a dumb place with a lot of gangs and eshays and crimes and stuff. mainly in fitzroy and northcote there are literally so many eshays and lads stealing cars and bashing people and stuff like that. the beaches are better in sydney. there are a lot of old men that stare at you creepily if you go to fitzroy north. we have some cool stuff though like the MGC and federation square and good food. there are heaps of wannabe mafia gangs mainly made up of eshays. also dont miss out on the royal melbourne show or else you will be dissapointed.

"look at that kid, he looks like an eshay from Melbourne,"

by the jet black wings July 25, 2019

North Melbourne

A great team back in the 1990's but they are now very shit as we have been on the bottom of the ladder for many years now.

Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked

News reporter: A coach of an AFL team has recently been sacked.

Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne

by AussieCUNT123 April 23, 2022

Melbourne Navigation

The action of a guy shouting out "Southside" while doing a "W" gang gesture with his left hand.

Ivan is streaming NWA and is enjoying it so much, so he Melbourne Navigations.

by DeAndre Fields April 3, 2018

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by Best Hire Chairs Melbouren October 16, 2023

Melbourne

Melbourne is the fag capital of Australia.

(first cunt) "you been to melbourne before" (second cunt) "nah that's the fag capital of Australia, only poofters live there"

by ice age 4 April 22, 2022