by West side melbourne March 30, 2020
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Guy 1: She totally missed out on our Ping Pong Championship
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!
by tomlovesrob September 30, 2013
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Get the Took the Barry Way to Melbourne mug.melbourne is a super huge weird city in australia that always says its better than sydney but who cares. everyone says melbourne is really good but we're really just a dumb place with a lot of gangs and eshays and crimes and stuff. mainly in fitzroy and northcote there are literally so many eshays and lads stealing cars and bashing people and stuff like that. the beaches are better in sydney. there are a lot of old men that stare at you creepily if you go to fitzroy north. we have some cool stuff though like the MGC and federation square and good food. there are heaps of wannabe mafia gangs mainly made up of eshays. also dont miss out on the royal melbourne show or else you will be dissapointed.
by the jet black wings July 25, 2019
Get the Melbourne mug.A great team back in the 1990's but they are now very shit as we have been on the bottom of the ladder for many years now.
Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
News reporter: A coach of an AFL team has recently been sacked.
Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
by AussieCUNT123 April 23, 2022
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by Melbourner May 3, 2017
Get the Melbourners mug.Absolute shithole, you can find it in Victoria, and because its in pom land there are lots of stabbings shootings and Rangas out to steal your sunscreen, to much fucking traffic, it takes 4 hours to get to fucking maccas and even thats just 4 km away, absolute shithole, once again full of pigmies
by Mika Job October 22, 2020
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