by notoliverbatson June 4, 2024

A great team back in the 1990's but they are now very shit as we have been on the bottom of the ladder for many years now.
Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
News reporter: A coach of an AFL team has recently been sacked.
Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
by AussieCUNT123 April 23, 2022

melbourne is a super huge weird city in australia that always says its better than sydney but who cares. everyone says melbourne is really good but we're really just a dumb place with a lot of gangs and eshays and crimes and stuff. mainly in fitzroy and northcote there are literally so many eshays and lads stealing cars and bashing people and stuff like that. the beaches are better in sydney. there are a lot of old men that stare at you creepily if you go to fitzroy north. we have some cool stuff though like the MGC and federation square and good food. there are heaps of wannabe mafia gangs mainly made up of eshays. also dont miss out on the royal melbourne show or else you will be dissapointed.
by the jet black wings July 25, 2019

by Bman111 November 30, 2016

by West side melbourne March 30, 2020

"A trip to Melbourne" or "doing a Melbourne" is a synonym for "I'm too scared to face my fears so I'm literally running away from them"
Guy 1: She totally missed out on our Ping Pong Championship
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!
by tomlovesrob September 30, 2013

Melbourne is a city in australia in the state of Victoria, it is the crime capital out of all the major cities (except Darwin coz no one gives a shit about Darwin it’s all country land) and is notoriously known for having the longest covid lockdown in human history. Melbourne was once referred to as the most liveable city in the world but has quickly been on a downfall to becoming the Chicago of Australia. The gang violence down here gets worse and worse every month. Going out in the city at night is risky and dangerous. Knife & gun crime are on a rise. Melbourne has a reputation for the most corrupt police officers in the country and the current premier has recently been accused in parliament for corruption. From this perspective your better off moving out
Jake: “aye cuz let’s go on a flight to Melbourne and enjoy our life”
Cruz: “fuck no cuz there’s legit nothin to do beside walk around a big city go couple restaurants and get pulled up on by 20 sudos with balaclavas and puffer jackets”
Jake: “don’t be a pussy mate we wont get rolled up on”
“The two proceed to Get drilled (robbed) for there credit cards and wallets”
Cruz: “fuck no cuz there’s legit nothin to do beside walk around a big city go couple restaurants and get pulled up on by 20 sudos with balaclavas and puffer jackets”
Jake: “don’t be a pussy mate we wont get rolled up on”
“The two proceed to Get drilled (robbed) for there credit cards and wallets”
by Burncitylingo January 30, 2023
