Medic Bag

A term for something you need.

I need a medic bag!

by Mini Dallas February 20, 2022

medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.

Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."

by punger1 November 4, 2013

Medical reasons

And excuse to touch oneself

My hands were in my pants for medical reasons

by -your favorite person July 29, 2016

Medical school

Hell.

Friend: Where ya heading after High School?
Me: Hell.
Friend: You mean medical school?! Holy sheeeeee-

by IDGAFox June 7, 2020

Super medicated

Getting really high, juiced up or both at the same time. Practically tripping balls due to intoxication.

bromie, i am like super medicated right now

Chris Brown: 'sipping and im faded, SUPER MEDICATED' (Til i die lyrics)

by liquorice bitch September 28, 2012

Medication Dropping

Dropping the names of medication people need to be on, or to show off

"Hey man I need my adderall script"
"why must you constanty Medication Dropping"

by jessesmegma May 1, 2010

Medical gaslighting

Just a sugar coated nice and fluffy way to say medical malpractice. Basically it’s a type of malpractice where a doctor will refuse to treat and encourage other doctors to refuse to treat a patient using the method of telling them that their symptoms aren’t real and they’re crazy.

Patient: “there’s been blood in my poop for the past week, I lost 15lbs in a month from vomiting and it’s so bad that I can’t keep myself from fainting of dehydration.”
Doctor: “well ya know, anxiety-“
Patient: “shut the fuck off with your medical gaslighting shit, actually no, I’m done playing nice, your medical malpractice and medical negligence shit.”
Doctor: “you hurt my feelings, be nicer to me.”
Patient: “shut up.”

by Sacredfart April 4, 2023