medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.

Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."

by punger1 November 4, 2013

medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.

Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.

by Rich H March 5, 2015

Medical reasons

And excuse to touch oneself

My hands were in my pants for medical reasons

by -your favorite person July 29, 2016

Medical Form

a type of form hospitals and clinics use to distinguish a persons disability, sickness and/or mental state.

"The nurse told me I would have to fill out this 'Medical Form' before I could book an appointment with her."

by mcmikey0 October 17, 2018

So Medic

Cool, rad, awesome, sick

“That house party last night was so medic. I got so drunk I had to use a fun-bucket bucket”

by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

medic slave

The Medic Slave is a subtype of the Medic in TF2. They usually find someone (usually a Heavy) and heal them and act as their servant/slave.

This medic slave is amazing

by john stromboli November 22, 2020

Medical school

Hell.

Friend: Where ya heading after High School?
Me: Hell.
Friend: You mean medical school?! Holy sheeeeee-

by IDGAFox June 7, 2020