Muppet Hug

Jacking off into a really fuzzy sock.

Sylvain was so horny he resorted to giving himself a Muppet Hug. Now he's got to do laundry.

by SnoogumsBoogums November 25, 2011

angry muppet

when u r in the 69 position right before u blow ur load. grab her behind the head and force it all the way down and ram your fist in her cooch at the same time hence the angry muppet. also works on the ass hole too

Damn Kieth i almost got my shit bit off cause i forgot to grab her head when i pulled the angry muppet on her last night...

by Trinity Murray April 27, 2007

muppet mouth

When a woman's outer labia come together to cover her inner labia, and resembles the mouth of a muppet.

That girl's pussy looks like a muppet mouth!

by Diddles Crew March 26, 2007

muppetfucker

DJ Noah Lee from Southern Texas used the name Muppetfucker.

He was part of TXHardcorps in the late 90's and then changed his name to Noaphex and turned into a pussy.

Muppetfucker gave me a tape one time, it was hardcoe, Noaphex gave me a tape once, he was then a pussy.

by GabbaDj January 15, 2008

Muppets

A species which entertains people despite having a human hand lodged up their ass.

Famous Muppets such as Kermit and Gonzo are more interesting than the reality shows on my T.V.

by Dupa December 10, 2003

Love Muppet

Person who cannot have one night stands, after the night in question they must txt and fall in love with the person they slept with even if their rank.

Harvey;lads ive just txt thet rank mackem lass again.

The Lads; shut up you Love Muppet

by PMR July 10, 2004

Chink Muppet

A Chink Muppet can be alot of fun to have around but they are a person who can never be trusted. Once a Chink Muppet is in your house, KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED!! If you are somewhat of a cool, funny, talented, smart and/or good looking person, the Chink Muppet will quickly begin to see themselves as an inadequate human being. These feelings are 100% valid. To combat these feelings, the Chink Muppet will attempt to remove objects from your house and leave them in your back lane. Some favorite objects to remove from your house include: your guitar; your dishes(clean or dirty); your girlfriend. ***!!!BEWARE OF CHINK MUPPET!!!***

"Chink Muppet! You stole my full pack of cigarettes again! And why the fuck do you keep putting all my wine glasses on top of my neighbors tent trailer??! Amy? ...Hey baby... you there.... ?...DAMN YOU CHINK MUPPET!!"

by exfriendly August 3, 2009