When you spend two hours of your Friday night brainstorming with a friend to come up with the best example of Dorkus Malorkus, whilst downloading the fourth season of Star Trek with your mum in the backround complaining about the skid marks in your undies and the mess in your room...Did we mention you're 40?
by Max Malorkus June 21, 2007
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to drink in public places, cause havoc, conquer new land, take your little brother to the dentist, drive honda civics, steal keg beer, call girls hussies, and other things that rockstars would do
Kyle spent the whole day mayoring, first he did a power hour then started to cause a ruckus at a party when the commoners did not aknowedgle his jurisdiction. Apparently everyone was a bunch of hussies and needed to "fuck off".
by fed118 July 8, 2009
Get the mayoring mug.This is the person who you would meet in Prison, inevitably, if you ever were to screw McDonalds (the Fast Foods-restaurant chain) badly enough to get your self locked-up for your prosecutable crime against Them.
(F.Y.I., Mayor McShiv is most deadly when he teams with his own Partner In Crime, **The Ass|Burglar.**
if you see these two together ... well, you had better run away, as fast as you can, ´less you want to wind up a Bloody, Cummy, Holey, Traumatized Mess.)
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actually, "Mayor McShiv" was introduced to The World, for the first time, as a part of the punch|line of one of Conan o'Brien's hilarious Monologue Jokes, on a May 11, 2006 taping of 'Late Night with Conan o'Brien'; whereäs with The Ass|Burglar, it would appear as if _he_ has been around, for millennia -- suffice It to say, The Ass|Burglar definitely is _not_ exclusive to the McDonalds' brand.
:-(
anyway, "McShiv" is a play on the word "McCheese," as in 'Mayor McCheese,' who himself was an actual part of The McDonalds' "Family," up until some point-of-time in the 1970s; if you'd like to get some background on this **Mayor McCheese** fella, you get It from Wikipedia.
(F.Y.I., Mayor McShiv is most deadly when he teams with his own Partner In Crime, **The Ass|Burglar.**
if you see these two together ... well, you had better run away, as fast as you can, ´less you want to wind up a Bloody, Cummy, Holey, Traumatized Mess.)
_\|/_
actually, "Mayor McShiv" was introduced to The World, for the first time, as a part of the punch|line of one of Conan o'Brien's hilarious Monologue Jokes, on a May 11, 2006 taping of 'Late Night with Conan o'Brien'; whereäs with The Ass|Burglar, it would appear as if _he_ has been around, for millennia -- suffice It to say, The Ass|Burglar definitely is _not_ exclusive to the McDonalds' brand.
:-(
anyway, "McShiv" is a play on the word "McCheese," as in 'Mayor McCheese,' who himself was an actual part of The McDonalds' "Family," up until some point-of-time in the 1970s; if you'd like to get some background on this **Mayor McCheese** fella, you get It from Wikipedia.
The Actual Joke in which The World was Introduced to **Mayor McShiv**:
Conan o'Brien -- "This week, true story, a man in Chicago was sent to prison for five years for embezzeling $600,000 from McDonalds. Friends say while in prison he should watch out for Mayor McShiv and the Ass Burglar."
Conan o'Brien's Audience -- "(gasps in horror at the thought of Gay Prison Sex)"
Conan o'Brien -- "This week, true story, a man in Chicago was sent to prison for five years for embezzeling $600,000 from McDonalds. Friends say while in prison he should watch out for Mayor McShiv and the Ass Burglar."
Conan o'Brien's Audience -- "(gasps in horror at the thought of Gay Prison Sex)"
by ***Rock|Rock*** June 11, 2006
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by Anthony4703 May 15, 2018
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Mallory is a uncommon female name, popularity rank in the U.S.: #812. Very rare surname: popularity rank in the U.S.: #2091.
French meaning means "Unlucky". German meaning means "Army Counselor". Other meanings are "Mailed". Variations of the name: Mallorie, Mal, Malory, Malorie and to infinity.
This name grew popular during the 80's with the television sitcom Family Ties. The daughter's name was Mallory Keaton, played by Justine Bateman. The character was best described as an airhead, but pretty and traditional.
Mallory is a uncommon female name, popularity rank in the U.S.: #812. Very rare surname: popularity rank in the U.S.: #2091.
French meaning means "Unlucky". German meaning means "Army Counselor". Other meanings are "Mailed". Variations of the name: Mallorie, Mal, Malory, Malorie and to infinity.
This name grew popular during the 80's with the television sitcom Family Ties. The daughter's name was Mallory Keaton, played by Justine Bateman. The character was best described as an airhead, but pretty and traditional.
Sir Thomas Malory, the writer of Morte D'Arthur, Legend of King Arthur
George Leigh Mallory, English mountaineer, perished while climbing Mt. Everest.
Mallory Keaton: I shop, therefore I am.
George Leigh Mallory, English mountaineer, perished while climbing Mt. Everest.
Mallory Keaton: I shop, therefore I am.
by PerhapsMyNameisMallory February 19, 2010
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