beta male

When your William Roslin

William: Your mom gay.

Anton: Your a beta male .

William: Dies

by v rhjnm March 19, 2018

David Male

David Male Man of all men. Never fails friends but impales fakes.
Only true David Male's have Ginga hair, they roam this earth in a way they dont care.

Spreads love, happiness, fear and resentment he doesnt care it depends how you treat him thats whats fair.

Two sides of the same coin with a different picture on each side.

Now that guy sure is a David Male

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Smegma Male

A person who says they are a Sigma male but in reality are the complete opposite. Like not showering, caring too much about another person's sexuality, making pro Nazi edits on YouTube shorts and being an annoying ass contrarian

"That guy may call himself a Sigma male but he acts more like a Smegma Male."

by Fishy Mann September 25, 2023

Male Curse

Being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. From this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for orgasms, and getting caught masturbating.

Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.

A huge gift and curse for men.

13 year old boy: Hey I wonder what this "jerking off" I've heard aboout feels like...

2 minutes later

OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.

2 years later

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

GRRROOOAAANNNN

2 years later

Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.

Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!

20 years later

I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!

20 years later

Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.

by Callum6969 May 15, 2009

Morgan (Male)

Morgan is a nice guy, he is funny and strong and has a huge cock. He can be a dick to people but it doesn’t matter because of his huge schlong and he fucks girls on the daily and also likes fucking people’s mothers. He is the Chad of the world and is soo good in bed and nobody can beat him. Big cock hero will also beat you up if u annoy him.

Morgan has such a big penis
He is so sexy
Morgan (Male) has a big chode

by MorganIsSexy December 7, 2020

Mahlet

The girls named Mahlet are far and few in between, but if you find one she'll be one of smartest and charming girls you will ever meet. You'll always find them with a smile on their face and an infectious aura of happiness around them that everyone just gravitates to. Look for that girl that everyone loves to be around and eventually you'll find a Mahlet.

If you're lucky enough to meet one treasure her because they make some of the bestfriends in the world; providing you can pronounce her name.

Guy 1: hey have you met my friend Mahlet?

Guy 2: Ma-uh-llet? Ma-ha-late?
Guy 1: ... Close enough

by TheGooders January 3, 2017

Maylee

A beautiful Hispanic/Chinese girl with gorgeous brown eyes and dark brown hair.definitely wife material. cares of others before herself, always willing to help out a friend. The most perfect, INTELLIGENT, and BEAUTIFUL GIRL in the world. Gorgeous. Pretty. Smart. Sexy. Hot. Fun. Glamorous. She's a TOP MODEL. Inner and outer beauty. Hypnotizing, beautiful eyes. Lips of an angel. Kissable - Best kisser ever. The PERFECT girlfriend. Goddess. A princess. DREAM COME TRUE. ONE in a million. If you found her, you are in heaven.Not very many enemies, everyone loves her. Alway see's the best in people at the beginning. She is beautiful both inside and out and attracts a few haters because they are jealous of her supreme godliness and beauty.Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. She's a beautiful gift. lucky for the one she marries.

Wow shes gorgeous . of course thats maylee

by alesiram November 14, 2013