by :o January 20, 2005
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pubus maximus was used in harry potter, but the author did not mention it because she is a fat ass bitch
by iThink February 4, 2008
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This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.
The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
by MTracy December 28, 2008
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Present: That random guy whom you call erectus maximus because he always has an extreme hard on
Present: That random guy whom you call erectus maximus because he always has an extreme hard on
by A pile of pancakes September 27, 2008
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by Mr.Flibble November 11, 2009
Get the Maximustrollius mug.Term used by those suffering from Clitoris Minimus. However, the term is inaccurate and may stem from denial of the condition.
Girl - "Hey baby, lets take off those pants and..."
Boy - "I have Clitoris Maximus"
Girl - "Uh...you mean Clitoris Minimus?"
Boy - "The weather is really nice today isn't it?"
Boy - "I have Clitoris Maximus"
Girl - "Uh...you mean Clitoris Minimus?"
Boy - "The weather is really nice today isn't it?"
by StienMD July 6, 2009
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2-someone who many think should have sexual intercourse with a porcupine
3-someone who, when around women, is slapped often
4-Synonym for Kim Jung Il, leader of North Korea
2-someone who many think should have sexual intercourse with a porcupine
3-someone who, when around women, is slapped often
4-Synonym for Kim Jung Il, leader of North Korea
I saw him: the Douchbaggius Maximus. I was having a nice day, but then suddeny, I heard this noise...It sounded like someone trying to pick a fight..and they seemed to be wrong; and drunk. Yes, ihad found a Douchbaggius Maximus! he was about 6'3" tall, maybe 200 pounds, had spiked hair, and was very intoxicated. i took the first step that should always be taken when confronting a Douchbaggius Maximus: I said hello. he then turned, enraged, and used their mutual call when they feel threatened: "What are you lookin at, huh?". I reponded with a shrug, then punched him in the groin area, the second step i ndealing with a Douchbaggius Maximus. he then fell, in pain, and I pulled out my taze-gun, shooting him in the buttocks area. the third step. next, i bought everyone except for him a round of drinks, and called the bouncer on him. Step four. then, I made small talk, and went home, feeling relieved to have captured yet another Douchbaggius Maximus; and that was the last step, the last step to stopping another Douchbaggius Maximus from wreaking havoc.
by wordslinger88 June 28, 2009
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