mattskills

when 'It's' over and was so good you have to ask, "did i break you?"

His mattskills are so good that i keep 911 on speed dial.

by yummy 2 my world December 9, 2008

Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.

Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!

by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009

Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.

"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"

by mosha timja March 25, 2013

Mattsine

A perfect couple you get when you mix the names Matthew and Ernestine.

Matthew + Ernestine = Mattsine

by ayeegirrl April 22, 2013

Mattshea

-A popular gameplay/vlog channel on YouTube
-First video was a stop-motion clay animation (31.5.2010.)
-Has 1 410 000 Subscribers
-His real name is Matthew Shea
-Joined YouTube 2. 11. 2008
-He is funny
-likes to eat "trash plants" ;)

I love Mattshea cuz´ of his comedy.

by Lavodan December 14, 2016

Mattsch-kabob

1 guy sits on hard dick then second guy gets hard and continually stacks more people until it looks like a human kabob

Omg look at that awesome mattsch-kabob.

Or

"Omg Aaron, should complete this mattsch-kabob with 4 other men"

by Alizabethkaydence April 19, 2018

mattydawson

Creepy person you slightly know who ends up to be a giant pervert who touches kids.

Frankie Boyle “So what do you think of Joseph Fritzl”
Me “What a fucking mattydawson”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 19, 2018