Steven Matos

Bad MOFO that eats the whole Reese's, not just the middle

Yo, you actin like a str8 up Steven Matos right now dawg. Sheeeet

by Rockinsquare007 October 31, 2016

mattstarrbate

1. To touch oneself while fantasizing about Matt Starr.
2. To give Matt Starr a handjob.

After his African Dance recital, I mattstarrbated all night long.

by littleonemolly January 2, 2011

bed mates

Another way of saying "friends with benefits."

"Hey, is Meaghan actually dating Cameron?"
"Naw, they are just bed mates."

by AcinonyxJubatus October 27, 2011

Matsi

The name of a wolf in the Sawtooth pack.

Translates to "Sweet and Brave"

The name of a cute fur on Furnet

Matsi is the Beta wolf of the pack.

by Matsi.fur June 18, 2008

Matt's Dad

The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster

1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)

by Private Pussylicker1555 May 24, 2009

Snowballing mates

The art of cum swapping between good male friends. Where After fellatio has been performed, the one with a gob full stands over the other on and transfers semen and saliva into mouth.

Connor had a long glistening shaft in his mouth, whilst jack screamed, "hold onto your hat love, im about to blow your brains out". Connor, with a gob full stands over pale skinned jack and uses his big lips to llama spit the cum into jacks mouth. Jack swallows and looks to his family who give him thumbs up, to which rick says, "Now thats what i call snowballing mates".

by Jack finerty September 23, 2009

mattso

A person with the name matt, but trying to make it less common. At the same time rhymes with fattso.

hey guys look, its mattso the fattso!

by supercalafraja February 9, 2009