Cunt-o-matic

An unusually awful bitch. Usually found at work, cunting around. You can smell her stinky coochie for miles.

Damm! Kelly is a fucking Cunt-O-matic.

by Snot Girl August 2, 2007

sado-mastication

The fixation or propensity to beat your food before or during eating it.

Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.

Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!

While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!

by donkey shave January 30, 2010

masticate

from the latin verb "masticare"; To chew as in food.
This is also a pun on the word masturbate, which makes it a great conversation starter.

In our society, families gather around a table three times a day and masticate together.

by Masterwinks December 28, 2005

Magicalboy

Probably one of the last notorious Endless-online player that's active once in a blue moon. Handsome, fun & crazy. EST. 2004. Magicalboy or "Magic" is a really fun guy to hang out with. Don't take his niceness as a sign of weakness. He says what's on his mind and how it is. He's the best.. you'll see.

Newb: "U!"
Magicalboy: "Fuck off bitch"

by IRn00bz January 21, 2012

masticate

1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. Sounds close to wordMasturbate/word (good for puns)

"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."

"woah thats impressive"

*spits out food*

by wen January 3, 2003

Maricada

Exclamation that means something is going wrong.
Maricada come from the word Marica, when something bad happen to a person

Exclamacion que indica que algo salio mal.
Maricada viene de la palabra Marica, cuando algo malo le sucede a una persona

Que maricada hacer este trabajo
What a shit to have to do that job

Que Maricada ¡¡¡¡
Fuck¡¡¡

by Daniel Bedoya April 23, 2008

Matias

absolute chad who should switch seats with Anni

Matias should switch seats with Anni

by ääööää October 21, 2019