Lorenzo Mata

A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.

"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"
"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

malaak

A totally cool person who loves to beat Trickadors / Salvatricks in a gum popping contest.

Malaak can be found in the Amazon Forest or at your mom's house, usually hanging with Curious George.

Malaak also means Ecstasy.

Hey did u see that girl Malaak over there? she likes to beat tricks at gum popping contest! I'm scared to compete because I'm a trick... =(

by applejuice123 March 30, 2009

Mata

The definition means "head" the word roots from the down south slang for the word "tomato" even older people know immediatly what u are talking about dependenig on the sentence

1. That boy keep runnin his dick suckas he gone get his got damn mata rocked, i promise u.

2. That bitch sucked my mata on da way back from the club she sucked all da juice out of eem.

3. Shawty can i get some mata?

by DJ Cookup ( myspace.com/djcookup) March 24, 2008

mata perros

Latin slang combination used to negatively refer to doctors.

He was sick so he went to the mata perros.

by sandSStorm May 27, 2005

Matador Sex

The act of having sex with a woman while she is in the doggy style position. As you orgasm you throw a jar of Salsa on her back and yell Ole. The salsa represents the shed blood of the bull and the women plays the part of the bull while your penis acts as the sword.

Man we came back from cinco de mayo and had some crazy matador sex on the kitchen floor.

by HoytDogg December 24, 2010

Cabdulle Mataan

A Somali sub division of the Abgaal clan which are the lowest of its caste system reduced to being Diyya blood money paying subjects of the entire clan in the sense that they surrender their women once they experience their first menstrual cycle (hence the name blood money)

They have been vassals for surrounding Abgaal sub divisions for many years since the fall of the Ajuran sultanate.

Abdisamad: Yo bro you good?
Muhammad: Nah bro I want to get a wife but no girl wants me
Abdisamad: I just heard this Cabdulle Mataan girl had her first period if you are quick you can maybe score her

Muhammad: Wow thanks!

by Xamari November 4, 2023

Matadorial

1. To attract lots of attention (normally in a discussion) only to deflect it at the last moment to another person.

1. He escaped the situation in true matadorial style

by Norbu September 26, 2006