masterbeat

masturbate.

Man i got a fat nut to bust, im gonna go masterbeat.

by drizue. May 16, 2003

Sodium Masterbate

When you wank and your cum, freezes a line in front of you.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.

I heard that Tim sodium masterbated over Sofia the other day.

by lenarius614 November 6, 2010

master beta

The winning beta fish in a fight.

Hey man wanna get together and find out who the master beta is?

by Cass Ass May 18, 2006

masterbeat

The greatest beat in the universe.
Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.

"Man, that beat was whack. I hope you dont show it to Masterbeat!"

"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."

by Jedimintrick October 25, 2006

Masterbathing

When you're taking a bath, jacking off and then bathing in your own semen.

"Goddamn it David, your masterbathing clogged the drain again!"

"Yeah, Kirk seems like a smart guy, but he's just too busy masterbathing to actually teach us."

Masterbathing is more private and intimate than dunk-tank-wanking.

by Tha 69 Boize January 19, 2013

masterbatoria

Masterbatoria: Plural for masterbatorium. A chain of public baths; special massage parlors, stalls at the bus station, seats in an adult theater are some examples

They operate a chain of masterbaroria around the country.
She meet her friend for lunch and takes her to the hotel Ritz, her favorite of all masterbatoria.
The shower rooms of colleges are masterbatoria.

by Lloyd Winburn April 21, 2007

Masterbation Station

Somewhere you masterbait more than once and with more than one person

"Thats her masterbation station

by lalalala432221234 November 19, 2011