Mason

a fat ass that likes big black cock up his ass and lives rent free in his moms home with his 30 in dildo

bro my brother is such a mason

by vedcon May 20, 2020

Mason

1) Known to like many woman at a time
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....

Girl 1:WHAT?! He likes Anna, Kinley AND Shaye?!

Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!

Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason

by COUSCOUSISMYMAN January 1, 2012

mason

he is the stupidist dumbest person ever as fat as a overweight pig his hair is as big as his belly he acts autistic and gay all the time he is slower in the head than he is running if that's possible he is the weakest little person and weighs 500lbs

masons a stupid idiot

by dudeman696969 May 29, 2019

Mason

Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.

did you see mason? he needs to work out.

by schoolsucksballs March 1, 2023

Mason

The worst brother in the fucking world

Mason is a bitch of a brother

by Ragnar34 March 7, 2022

Mason

Gayest Fucking Person Ever to Meet

Bros a size of an Ant

Mason is Gay

by HeyDaddySuckMe July 8, 2023

Mason

Mason is REALLY hot, has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. Also AMAZING at sports. He will marry a girl named Taliah. He will have four kids named Mia, Sienna, Karma and koa. Him and Taliah went to school together and dated throughout high school. They got married at age 24.

Mason and Taliah are so cute together

by Hippo Dog Snowman January 19, 2021