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Will loves to masterbate
by Will is here! March 22, 2017
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To play with your penis and jack off because you don't have any bitches to have sex with. In some religions masturbating is a sin and God will be pissed off you if you masturbate.
Guy 1:Dude I caught our friend doing something with himself on his bed.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has no bitches so he needs to masturbate sometimes to get pee out of his erect boner.
Guy 1: Man, I feel sorry for him.
by AdomC February 8, 2015
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chances are, you probably already know what masturbate means, and you're just looking it up to find out how to make yourself feel better. so, if you are a guy, wrap your fingers and thumb around your penis, and move it up and down. another way is to wrap your hand around your penis with one hand, while creating a "lip" shape with the other. usually this is done by putting your index and thumb finger together. now, the "lip" hand is on top of the penis, while the other hand is underneath. now, slide your hands up and down.

for girls, start by putting your finger (usually index or middle) half-way into your vagina. then move it around in circles. this will get your blood pumping. then, go further in, and start moving your finger in and out of your vagina. now, add a 2nd or 3rd finger, and thrust them into your vagina. when they are inside, jerk your fingers up and down, rather than in and out.

you can also fold a pillow in half, and hump away. it feels better if you put a can, or something hard in the pillow. you can also try this. put your heel under your ass, and into where you vagina is. rub away.
oh i love to masturbate when no one is home.
by i have lots of fun February 9, 2008
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Madturbate

The frustrated act of masturbating after a spousal argument to simply get back at your significant other.
I had a fight with Raelene the other night so after she left I climbed into bed and just madturbated all night.
by madturbating matthew December 7, 2012
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MEN: to slowly (or quickly) rub your penis until white stuff appears. Feels really good.

WOMEN: to rub your vagina or clitoris.
You can use dildos and vibrators, too.
Takes longer than men
by wakalakalover45 March 28, 2005
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In the Perks of Being a Wallflower, Charlie describes it quite clearly.

"Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older then me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!"
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Coat Hanger Masterbater

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"
by ashley November 13, 2004
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