mash attack

when you've been typing for ages and you're fingers duff up and just mash the keyboard for relief

(typing) so i was walking down to bob's house and (fingers duff) sfjkscjvbkdskjcnbkisd ngfbn gjed gjodf oyujh d godfiogv ghntoei vngoerig ptgpb... whoa that was a serious mash attack!

by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010

Mashed a chevy

Another way of saying “I fucked up”.

I mashed a chevy last night when I kissed my Wife’s Dad.

by WPB27 June 14, 2021

Monster Mash

Two ugly people having sex.

Dude, I'd hate to imagine your parents doing the monster mash.

by John Knopp April 25, 2006

face-mash

To shove someone's head by placing an open palm on the person's face and pushing. Similar to a slap, but without the speed and with the force directed forward rather than sideways; typically used to escalate a verbal argument just before coming to blows. It's the most offensive thing you can do to a person without causing them pain.

You can't face-mash a guy without expecting to get punched in the face.

by Aaronomus November 25, 2013

life mash

Life fucked up .
Mash - jamaican patois for 'broken' .
In other words, 'life's broken' , 'life's hard' , 'life's rough' etc .

Guy 1 : Yo man , I had some kush on me and my rents found out .

Guy 2 : Life mash ...

by PolloFrito October 24, 2009

pass the mash

When a couple is 69ing and they both cum around the same time. Then they spin around face to face and pass the other's ejaculate into their mouths with deep kissing before insertion and penetration.

Stacy and Joe said they decided to (pass the mash) last night in bed, and it was really erotic.

by notapp February 1, 2014

mash note

a love letter, particularly a hot and steamy one. The future of mash notes is endangered by the internet.

He felt waves of jealousy when he discovered the mash notes to his wife from an old flame written twenty years ago before they were married.

by Mandingoe October 9, 2004