Massachusetts Maritime Academy

1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.

"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"

by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006

Marrianna

A girl who is one of a kind and is beautiful and outstanding she has a great sense of humor and is always smiling and laughing she has a whole lot of talent and loves to draw she doesn't care what anybody says about her and has an attitude of good and bad and will give you either side

Marrianna your so outstanding and beautiful I love that about you

by Marriqnna December 20, 2016

interfacial marriage

A marital union including two people of unequal yoking in the looks department.

Interfacial marriage is on the rise with new unions such as that between Donald and Melania Trump.
The Supreme Court just declared interfacial marriage unfortunate, though legal.

by Cassie & Joanna May 11, 2007

fappily married

That point in your marriage when you and your wife aren't having sex anymore; you just masterbate more often.

Hey, dude, are you and your wife still happily married? No, just fappily married.

by Hugeau March 13, 2014

head injury marriage

When you marry someone exceedingly quickly and then years later reflect on how your head injury may have led you into it, using it to conveniently explain away a move that was more likely just sheer stupidity.

I look back on my head injury marriage and see with such clarity now how bad an idea the whole endeavor really was.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Sanctity of Marriage

The biggest bullcrap conservative Christians use to oppose gay marriage; while at the same time, cheating or divorcing on his/her spouse.

Anita Bryant uses the "Sanctity of Marriage" bullcrap to oppose gay marriage and yet she divorces her husband. What a hypocrite.

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 January 17, 2020

marith

An incredibly loud and talkative girl who is super optimistic and bubbly. She's intelligent and wise but she sometimes doesnt know when to stop sharing her mind. Everything is a big deal with her. Despite this her energy is her best quality and makes her very enjoyable to be around.

Person: Wow Marith you're really loud and talkative.

Marith: I know I am i always talk too much one time i went on a cereal strike and this is how I learned to fear ants...

by skshdjdhakswl June 15, 2017