Malachy is a boy who thinks he's a bitchy blond girl from southern California with a big ass, probably soft. His penis is approximately the size of his pinky finger, and just as white. Pale, actually. He is constantly revolving between 'Soul Mates' who are really just girls he thinks are hot, but are way out of his league and weren't really interested in him. He says his goal in life is to be happy, but he's pretty much always complaining.
by sexyduckling August 8, 2020
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Girl 1: 'I have a new boyfriend, his name is Malachy'
Girl 2: 'I bet he has a massive penis, and knows how to use it'
Girl 3: 'trust me - he does'
Girl 2: 'I bet he has a massive penis, and knows how to use it'
Girl 3: 'trust me - he does'
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