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A girl that is beautiful, funny, smart and everyone loves to be around her. Most likely she was name after the gorgeous Mai flower blossom and or after the meaning behind her name is beautiful girl. She loves to be called by Mai. She knows everyone and everyone know her. She's is a very sassy girl who knows who is she is and she will never let anyone get her down. She a very forgiving person and doesn't like to hold grudges because she has a somewhat positive outlook on life. Maileen LOVES to LAUGH and makes the people around her laugh and a their life better when she's around, she hated people she cares for upset. She has her goals set and even though she thinks she'll never reach it, she still tries her hardest to make it happen. Maileen can be really shy when it comes to talking to people she doesn't know. She has always wanted to find her one and only and will not be fully satisfied with her life until she has found that. A Maileen might have a crush she'll never get over cause she finds no flaw in him
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