Pee-mail

what your dog is checking when it sniff's for other dog's recent urination; then returns the pee-mail

"honey, im waiting for ripley to check her Pee-mail; we'll catch up"

by xynth3a November 28, 2009

trick mail

(n.) Alternate e-mail address established specifically to chat, hook up online or cruise porn sites. Used particularly in gay circles to trick for casual sex online.

Not the e-mail address you would give your parents to contact you. Usually somewhat descriptive, depending on how skanky/quick/successful you want to be, unless you're looking for a LTR.

Examples might be 'thick8top42nite@~~~'; safemsclbtm4anyandall@~~~'; or 63yoxianskssoulmate@~~~'

by rickster_dc May 1, 2005

Maila

An awsome friend that you HAVE to know fun to talk to shes soooooo great....go bubblez!

Maila Maila Maila

by EmoElmo November 5, 2009

Mabinogi

Mabinogi is a free MMORPG created by Nexon. After 4 years in Korea, the game was released in the United States on March 27, 2008. The game relies heavily on music, and has a cell-shaded Anime style. Players are allowed to compose and play their own music by levelling up their Composing and Instrument Playing skills.

Mabinogi is, for the most part, point and click, although there are variations on battle style. This includes using skills such as counterattack and defend, and choosing the right moment to attack for a critical hit.

Currently in the North American release there is only one episode.

Mabinogi player: Have you heard of the MMO called "Mabinogi"?
Non-Mabinogi player: no.
Mabinogi player: it's free, so download it at Nexon's website
Non-Mabinogi player: ok.

by scy1192 April 2, 2008

Royal Mail

A group of scammers/fraudsters whose duty it is to steal from the normal working-class public, and fail to reach their delivery times/dates. They are sometimes dubbed the 'Royal FAIL/Royal Snail' due to their lack of care and accuracy in the matter. They appear to be getting worse by the day, it's highly recommended that you don't put your trust and faith into them, as they'll grind you to the ground.

Sue: Hey! Did you get my birthdy card?
Bob: No, what birthday card!?
Sue: Well I sent it out with the Royal Mail 5 days ago...
Bob: No, sorry.

by CroydonBoy January 4, 2008

Madilynn

A fine piece of ass. She knows what it is like to have a good time. She's not a whore, but she's good with her tongue. Intense kissing is what she likes. She like to get crazy. She's a fun person. She is also very intelligent and gets good grades. She is a bit ditsy though. Gets distracted easily. Fails a lot, but every time she does, she tries harder. All the boys at her school chase her. She has those beautiful eyes, perfect hair, and banging body. Everyone want to tap that. Her butt is perfect. Not huge, but defiantly not small. Her boobs are the real show stopper though. Those things are wonderful. Very easy on the eyes. Overall she is a nice, smart person as long as you don't make her mad. Piss her off and all hell will let loose. She doesn't control her anger. She gets upset easy, but she forgives and she forgets. She has a lot of friends. She is popular. The guys want her, girls want to be her.

That Madilynn is fine. Oh Madilynn.

by DinosaURadinosour March 27, 2013

pocket mail

When someone accidentally calls you while their phone is their pocket, usually resulting in a voicemail clusterfuck of muffled clamor. It may go on for hours, and wastes at least one minute of your day before you realize you just recieved some pocket mail.

That fucktard Steve Dave just left me another piece of pocket mail and I swear I could hear his dick this time.

by terribly talmage February 21, 2008