Cheeto mustache

The orange mustache obtained by cheeto particles sticking to the upper lip.

"Dude look at the cheeto mustache on that guy!"

by The butterman March 10, 2015

belgian mustache

When you place a interesstingly groomed set of balls on the upper lip of your partner

She could not see through my Arabian goggles so I gave her a Belgian mustache

by Baron Mustache December 8, 2015

Oregon mustache

Eating pussy with your nose resting on pubes.

I was burried so deep in da snatch. Had an Oregon mustache!

by Dnice456 July 24, 2019

mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad

Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."

by Airpanaia May 20, 2017

Mustache Tone

A specific tone of voice that can only be conveyed when owning/having a mustache. Mustache tone is generally highly confident to the point of condescending, with hints of patronizing bravado and overtly masculine diction. Bordering on being an asshole but still somehow slightly appealing.

"That guy at the bar was a chauvanistic asshole. His mustache tone was completely gross."

or

"Larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. It must be the mustache tone."

by BigMac1987 December 26, 2012

mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.

God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!

by Catemonster August 2, 2012

Mustache flask

A stainless steal flask, with an elegant mustache displayed on the front, towards the mouth piece of the flask, that while taking a swig gives people the illusion you have a mustache.

Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.

Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water

And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.

Bill: Woah, did you see your mom over there making out with your sisters boyfriend???

Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!

Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!

Andrew: : /

by Former flasker with experience August 20, 2011