Mech

San Diego slang term for stress weed

"Yo homie lets blazE!"
"Fool you know I dont smoke mech. I'm on a chronic diet!"

by komb1 February 12, 2008

Swansea Mechanic

Someone who steals, strips and burns your knackered car for the insurance.

That old shed of his failed the MOT, so he got the Swansea Mechanic to take it up Kilvey (Hill).

by Grant Fromage February 8, 2007

MechaJesus

Used to describe an object or person of undescribable power.

Holy shit jawn, you see that boxer. He beat the shit out of that guy like he was MechaJesus.

by Junpei Takayama October 9, 2004

Mechanical Bride

A woman who does as she's told. Doesn't think for herself. Most likely her parents arranged the marriage. Isn't a very interesting person. Says what you want to hear. Basically like the word says she a robot, mechanical.

"I don't want to marry her!"

"Why not!"

"She's a mechanical bride!"

by Alie Rose August 22, 2009

Mechele

Hardworking. She can be a bit passive-aggressive but she means well. She typically has a great ass. Has alot of friends. She is ok at sports. Never actually been in a relationship before. Can be a spastic extrovert.

What are you on, Mechele?

by Salad__dressing October 17, 2019

Cock Mechanic

A worker (woman) who is skilled in the use of cock. Who also repairs and maintains your cock. Well versed in the use of their hands and oral skills. Ability to dispose of fluid through the stomach is a must. Flexibility in many different positions while taking on a huge load and not cumming out too dirty is a prerequisite.

The Cock Mechanic came over last night to check the fluid level and maintain the nuts to make sure there still in a properly maintained condition.

by Ballz-on-ya October 8, 2008

anal mechanic

A master at repairing asses. This process of "repairing" usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a penis or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cucumber or hosepipe.

Can also be described as a rectal repairman.

"She wanted to try anal so I was a fuckin' (anal) mechanic out there."

"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"

"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."

by AIDS gay April 6, 2007