mopeppeeney

To have passed out from a large massive constipated turd.

I just came to from taking a mopeppeeney. It hurt.

by Rustymuffin88 November 25, 2020

fucked moped

when you buy a moped off a dodgey man round the back of big chan's chinese food place, and it breaks 3 weeks later.

look at my new whip mate

what? that is one fucked moped.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

dick moper

When you deny your woman or wife sex, and the next day she mopes about it and doesn't want to leave the house.

My wife is such a dick moper sometimes, just because I was too tired to give it to her last night.

by harry wharton April 20, 2008

mopest

A girl who only hangs out with another girl and will always be an annoying little girl for the rest of her life. She usually is a bitch and a loser.

"I don't hang out with anyone else"- Mary
"Wow your such mopest"- Alexa

by THEREALBOSE July 14, 2011

Moped from hell

Moped From Hell- noun: A vehicle summoned forth from the ethereal plain of existence known to many as hell that is ridden exclusively by DaLeGoPimP.

ex: The moped from hell just ran over that school bus full of infants,moments later, dragons flew out of the charred remains of the children.

by WOLF ASSASSIN92 + DaLeGoPimP October 21, 2008

mopedicycle

A 'Motorized bicycle'.
A bicycle with an engine mounted in either the V frame or above the rear tire. Not quite a moped, not quite a bicycle. A Hybrid of both.

I finished my Mopedicycle the other day. The engine kit was under $200, and i already had the bicycle to mount the engine on. It goes almost 30mph!

by Solitus October 16, 2008

Moped Porn

pornography entails when one man shoves his Phallus into one/many parts of a car

Moped Porn
"hey josh saw you was into Modped porn?"

"yea its great we should go for a drive some time?"
"yea maybe we can double team your ped"

":P"

by TheStonersBlog November 18, 2011