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California Muffin Mixer

A sexual act involving an electronic egg beater. The woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the anus and vagina, and spin them on full speed.
I totally gave Sean a California Muffin Mixer last night!
by EggBeater62 December 18, 2011
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Cement Mixer

When you cum and poo in a girls mouth, then she mixes it around like a cement mixer
If you give a girl a cement mixer, theres something wrong with you.
by m0rph3us October 13, 2004
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Catalina Wine Mixer

A Catalina Wine Mixer is slang for an unexpected, chaotic, but exciting event.

Used occasionally instead of Boogaloo or Luau
I have my Hawaiian shirt and plate carrier set aside for when the Catalina Wine Mixer really kicks off
by CEO_Of_Operations July 26, 2022
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celebrity mixers

She was a bit chunky and didn't want to put out. After tipping back a pint and a couple celebrity mixers, we shagged on her car -- she had her mechanic pull the ass print out of the hood a couple days later.
by Lee November 26, 2003
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Tea-mixer

To smoke a fatty bong rip while stefan smokes his PBR's
I was at alta drinking coffee and got high off the tea-mixer
by FBR's October 17, 2008
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Catalina Wine Mixer

While watching Facebook videos of Matt Bellassai, and while drinking a fine merlot, the man puts a cork in his ass and swings his fully erect penis around like a helicopter rotor...all while listening to Por Ti Vilare by Will Ferrell.
When we get hawkeye drunk on the whiskey rain, Jim likes to do the Catalina Wine Mixer.
by ahmeelia April 21, 2016
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Cement Mixer

When a man has alot of drugs, sometimes another man owes him an amount of money. The drug owner lays facedown on a cement slab, any sidewalk or neighbors driveway will do, and pulls his weiner and ball sac through his legs backwards, at this point the cement mixer becomes a gay bj all weird and shit out in some dudes front yard...yea its pretty fucked up
Hey buddy, i'll give you a cement mixer for a ten sack of that good shit!
by Gotthebag March 10, 2009
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