Madden

A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.

Bob would rather play with his Madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay.

by Tikibarberfan February 3, 2010

madden

1. (John) A football icon who has a line of EA NFL games named after him. He coached the Oakland Raiders to a victory in Super Bowl XI against the Minnesota Vikings. He also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football analyst

2. (Benji, Joel) Either of the 2 brothers in the band Good Charlotte (GC), who play a terrible live show and sold out upon the release of their single "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous". To be avoided at all costs.

1. John Madden: "I think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, Al"
Al Michaels: "Right you are, John."

2. Let's go punch the Madden brothers in their respective vaginas.

by oberchode April 15, 2006

MADD

An Acronym once used to describe a band of dissidently angry wenches (aka mothers) who have never fully enjoyed the art that is drunk driving and condemn it, but in this context (the only context that matters) is used to describe the satisfying bowel movement that occurs in the morning after a night of excessive alcohol consumption.
or M.A.D.D. = Morning After Drinking Dump

"Man those mai tais mixed with that natty ice produced the MADD of a lifetime, I think I broke your toilet".

by Da Boy March 31, 2008

John Madden

Boom, another Boom, and another Boom!

John Madden: "....erhagaheghagergha, and BOOM! erhgagharhgaaghara.."

by JMlovaah May 17, 2008

Maddie

Maddie is a crazy girl, usually a brunette. She is protective of what she loves and she would never let them get hurt. She is a very straight-forward girl who isn't afraid to let anyone know what they need to hear. Maddie is laid back and calm until you give her a reason not to be. She's a great friend to have and always has her friends backs. Maddie's usually a drinker, and when she drinks too much she gets a little messy. Overall, she is a great person and her love is real.

Damn, I wish my girl could be like yours.

Dude, get yourself a Maddie.

by maddabs November 21, 2014

Maddie

Maddie. I'm not fucking going anywhere. On everything and everyone I love. I will be here. Forever. I know you can't trust me, and trust the words I say, and that's ok. I'm not going to leave you. You are the first person I've met that I actually semi tolerate. And that's saying something big. I've had people leave me too. As I said before, 5%. You only know 5%. So I know how much it hurts, which is why I'll never do it. I care too much. My biggest weakness. I can't hurt others. That's why all the attempts went sideways.

Maddie. I'm never going to fucking leave you. No matter what happens. U kill my dad? Oh well, he was kinda mean anyways. I'm not going to be another person you cry over. And yes I know I'm not that important, but I like feeling like I am.
Now for the definition of Maddie. Or as I like to say, M&M. M&M is incredible. Truly. She is amazing, and one of the best friends I could ever ask for. Unfortunately, she suffers. A lot. But she never shares. Because she's scared. Of what? I don't know exactly. Maybe she's scared that people will stray further. Maybe, I don't know. Only she knows. And that's ok. As I like to say, and as she likes to tease me for saying, she is, in fact, one of the finer ladies. And I wish she loved herself to the fullest.

Ok that's it for now.

Maddie: I have major trust issues
Me: Yes that's obvious

by Y alr know April 6, 2022

Maddie

Maddie is a massive virgin who has managed to contact every std known to man.

Maddie has no respect for her body

by Bin chickens have rights too October 17, 2019