McJesus

The belief that Ronald McDonald died for our sins and he will come back for the rapture soon.
The Hamburglar is the Anti-Christ.
God is Grimace and Mac Tonight is the Holy Ghost.

Do you believe in McJesus?
Mcwho?
McJesus. The belief that Ronald Mcdonald died for our sins.

by DarkDragon_26_ January 3, 2020

mcjones

Mcjones is used after a word to incorporate a more dramatic meaning.

Bob:"Hey did you get those TPS reports?"
Bill:"I had no time, I was busy mcjones all week!"

Stoner1:"This bud is seriously dank mcjones!"
Stoner2:"ZOMG! I almost jizzed mcjones everywhere when I smelled it!"

by buttsecks.mcjonesifson February 10, 2008

Mcjack

a large bellend that is grossly oversized. normally due to an excess of smegma causing horrific disease that swells the end of your cockrel

i need some ointment for my mcjack

by teh muxster August 22, 2006

mcjob

When you Masturbate with any McDonalds or fast food item

Damn that Big Mac is lookin fine, i should swipe a few for a McJob

by Uncle Nivey November 24, 2003

McJob

The only thing losers can get as a job

McDonalds workers

Wow, he made $150 for two weeks with 40 hours per week at his McJob!

I don't have any electricity or water because I'm a McJobber.

by Nitemare November 11, 2003

mcjournal

a deep fried journal usually spiced with rat feces, rat poison, urine, and bile. Served at mcdonalds for $2.99 and is eaten hot

mcjournals suck

by PlayDohMan May 13, 2004

McJob

Eating a big meaty burger and getting head at the same time. Usually preferred by employees of large scale burger chains who then use empty burger buns to wipe off the 'excess' leading to the 'mayo myth'.

"Oh man, that was a tough shift but at least I got a McJob at the end of it though!"

by D.Hotchkiss April 28, 2009