very skrunkly scrimblo male

The superior scrimblo male above all the rest of them, has all the traits of a scrimblo and is the biggest gruptillionaire of them all. He is so skrunkly in fact, that he has created a hate speech and protest against Cromro Dungleson’s and his grusted and blumsted chumster-machine.

All women: Wow, that very skrunkly scrimblo male is bubsted and crucked.
Clubler: I think I just shit my pants.

by Hyacinth/Apple April 24, 2022

Sigma Male Vincent

a person who is brain dead and stupid and has to get a life and needs to touch grass.

Some dude: Hi Sigma Male Vincent.
Vincent: Cope Harder + ratio + did'nt ask + Richard is Gay

by Vincent is brain dead May 9, 2022

Single white male

S A D B O Y S

Single white males play lots of videogames in their parents basement.

by lllGTRllll September 18, 2016

SMEGMA MALE

Another way to say sigma male

“Stop being a smegma male”

by BigChokolate July 16, 2021

Sigma male among us

Sigma male among us is a term used for someone who is a sigma male (meaning someone who is focused on himself and the jim) but also is kind of a sussy baka impostor (😱😱😳😳😳😳😳😱) from among us. Depending on their mood, it can be very dangerous ⚠️ to be around such kind of people

A: Hey what’s up bro!
B: Who are you? i’m focused on myself and the jim
A: Oh you’re a sigma male?
B: *Jumps into the vent*
A: OMG ITS A SIGMA MALE AMONG US!!! 😱😱😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Christian Bale 34 October 27, 2022

gay straight male

A homesexual male who lives, works, and thinks he's passing as a straight man. Not to be confused with Metrosexuals who are straight men. These gay men have no queer cultural connection other than having sex with men. They can be bi or even married.

Eugene is a total gay straight male. He and his boyfriend watch football, drink beer, dress like slobs, and have no idea about the big queer world.

by [e-mail] April 26, 2007

sigma male

a strategy typically used by introverted males. sigma male traits include focusing on mastery, strength, world class social skills, ability to be alone, hang in smaller circles, silence and the ability to declare war within on any addiction that is taking away their power.

See that guy? He's such a sigma male, all by himself yet everyone is paying attention to him.

by TheGorillaKing October 8, 2019