Lumber

Alternative word for possessing numerous amounts of assault rifles or firearms.

We went against all the odds and we got lumberrrr.- Future Hendrix

by Disruptiiv_ October 6, 2020

Drift Lumber

A subset of driftwood including the remains of man-made wooden objects, such as, buildings and their contents washed into the sea during storms, wooden objects discarded into the water from shore, dropped dunnage or lost cargo from ships (jetsam), and the remains of shipwrecked wooden ships and boats (flotsam).

There is a lot of drift lumber on this beach.

by Athowhen October 20, 2012

Lumbered

A state of being pure relaxation with no concerns or worries

Did you see how stressed out Ciara was at work? She's really not lumbered is she.

by Paralyzed_parrot March 23, 2023

Lumber Babies

A funny way to say, shit.

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 4, 2024

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

lumbered

slanted , fallen

silas, kemp has lumbered on my mom

by vhye March 23, 2022