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doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)
Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.
by Duckbutt November 4, 2005
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Sith Lord

An Evil Bitch who entices you into giving up your very soul to join her on the Dark Side. Then after she's done with you she will take a shit inside of your still beating heart without even removing it from your chest. The Sith Lord is a heartless, soulless, empty, selfish, beast that feels NO pain. Use Caution.
Obi Tom Kenobi still bares the scars from his encounter with such a Sith Lord and will forever be changed.
by TastesLikeWookiee June 19, 2011
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Swag Lord

John's got bitches all over him! He is such a Swag Lord.
by gokburlap March 7, 2011
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Lord Farquaad

Someone who is extra freaky instead of saying daddy they say Lord Farquaad
by BTSisLIFEU October 19, 2017
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lord viper scorpion

"Lord Viper Scorpion" was a character from Comedy Central's "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" performed by Tom Johnson in several episodes in the 2000 to 2001 seasons. "Lord Viper Scorpion" was the anonymous self proclaimed Internet expert or hacker that appears onscreen with his face pixelated and altered voice.

A "Lord Viper Scorpion" is a person that hides behind a laughable veneer of pretentious, posturing aggressiveness and claims knowledge or power over others but is really ineffectual and is meek in person.
Don't worry about his threats, he's a "Lord Viper Scorpion".
by lord viper scorpion April 17, 2009
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Lord Douchington III

Its in his blood to be a douche. The douchiest of the douche.
"I now pronounce you, Raymond Albert Torres Jr Lord Douchington III"
by hellhouse666 April 16, 2010
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Lord Trott

A person who is full of shit. Literally full of shit. His skin is the only thing keeping the shit from pouring out and when he opens his mouth out comes shit. Also known as shit in a silk stocking or turd in a box.
That guy is a real Lord Trott.
by J.M.M27 October 16, 2014
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