Logan

Skinny Person

Wow that guy is very skinny, you could call him Logan!

by MortensonLxver September 15, 2023

Logan

A mother F**ker you loves F**king women and especially teenage girls

thats such a logan

by sussy baka 117177171 April 25, 2022

Logan

He has the biggest shlong and will rule the world with his orphan slaves. Logan will want you to do things that are no big deal like to kill other orphans that oppress him. he will conquer everyone who stands in his way.

Guy: have you heard of our ruler Logan

Guy 2: yeah i have and he has the biggest shlong

by Limp Rick November 1, 2022

Logan

An individual who does not like it when somebody sends lobster videos to the group chat.

-Did you see that funny lobster video that somebody sent?
-Ya, I bet Logan disliked it.

by Rilesman420 October 2, 2022

Logan

A stupid ass nigga who sucks dick for money and is retarded as fuck usually wears glasses plays video games nonstop and smells like fucking ass due to there lack of showers

Mom: Logan it’s time for your show.
Logan: But I took one last year

by Hgdfgg December 23, 2021

Logan

An extremely hot motherfucker (he for sure fucked your mother) he has limitless knowledge, and will steal any girl you even think of EVER. He is good at kissing and is honestly a very nice guy if you get to know him.
-Eats children and devours universes on occasion.
-20inch love sausage.
-Sex god
-Disposes of any evidence his victims leave behind.

-Super great around kids!

Logan: “Am I logan?”

Michael: “yes.”

by IsleptWithYourMotherIn2005 June 28, 2022

Logan

Logan is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is super funny and is always there for you. He can be kind of weird and crazy at times, but that just adds to his personality. He can be kind of awkward, but when he is, it just makes him kind of adorable. If you ever meet a Logan, don’t let him go. He is one of the nicest people in the world. He cares very deeply about all of his friends, girls and guys alike. He likes to quote shows and games at times. Logan can be kind of self conscious sometimes, but he is really good at hiding it. He has good goals that he’s set for himself, and always tries to work at them. Logan is a handsome human being and he will never understand how attractive he actually is. He is always worried about you and apologizes, even if it wasn’t his fault. He is very empathetic and won’t stop talking to you until he knows that you are okay. Logan is one of the bestest friends that you can have, so make sure to love him with all your heart!

“Woah is that Logan”
“Yeah he has a huge schlong”

by A_Very_Hot_Male August 9, 2022