lachoe

lachoe is a cockroach who has a mullet but thinks he has hair like josh richards, he likes to wear a scarf around his waist to show his skinny cockroach ass, he has a bit fat ass lip because he enjoys inhaling lip balm which he is apparently allergic to, he likes to make slides show about taylor swift, he is an annoying butt head and we all HATE lachoe xx

person 1: ewww look at that cockroach

person 2: ughhh must be a lachoe. STEP ON HIM!

by LACHOEtheCOCKROACH August 7, 2020

Lachlan

Lachlan is such sexy beast for all the girls and boys in the world. He is a funny fucker and does not give a shit about a thing school. He is the gang leader of BBC. You see him coming, you will run to his feet and bow down before Lachlan. any bloke or shiela will be happy with a Lachlan in their Life. He is the flatty god.

Person: Hey there's Lachlan !
Person 2: Oh! I wish i was that sexy!!!!
Person 1: I'm turned on.!!!

by LACHLAN THE SEXY BEAST March 9, 2021

Lachlan Brown

the best name in the bloody galaxy mate

All hail Lachlan Brown
Ave, Lachlan Brown
I wish I was named Lachlan Brown

by truthspitter420 May 2, 2021

Lachlan Jolly

hes balding

lachlan jolly is losing his hair

by jollyfan2091 February 20, 2022

Lachlan

A connoisseur of Mario Kart and Maze runner lore. He visually resembles that of beaker from the muppets with his down turned smile and impeccable jaw line. He gets all the women, and men but wants no one because he's devoted to the lord and Mario. Every Sunday he gets on his knees for the lord in a few different kinda ways ;) he commonly says phrases in the mushroom kingdom dialect consisting of "WAH" and "HOO" and can be frequently found making tier lists of his favourite types of bad dragon products. He can usually be found with an Angus by his side, whether he wants him there or not.

Girl 1: "oh my god is that Lachlan? he's so hot! is he single?"
Girl 2: "yeah, but he wants a good christian girl"
Girl 1: "oh ok.." *VISIBLY SAD*
Lachlan: : "WAH HOO."
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *blushes wildly and faints*

by ShartBuster November 14, 2022

Leach Jumper

Someone who sucks life,money or etc.... Jumps to the next victim before getting found out about.

My brother Todd is a leach jumper.

by JMG$SAG December 25, 2022

lake leach

A person, usually female, that befriends rich males and uses them to ride on their boat, pay tabs at the bars etc. These people usually females are full of drama and will stab anyone in the back that gets in their way of getting these benefits. Of course they are narcissist and habitual liars but that doesn't matter, they will do anything to get through life on a free ride. They don't have a pot to piss in, and don't own a home, boat, or car.

Hey friends, let go for a boat ride but leave the lake leaches behind!

by MMMmdkdjfMMshelldkjflsdjfls May 18, 2017