Lice

lice are aliens they have tiny UFO's that look exactly like seeds so no humans notice. They land in your hair and start running over your head waiting for you to itch and get them there food. If you resit the sensation they will itch your scalp themselves, but you see, lice are greedy and always want more so they itch to much. they itch inside of your head and have there luxurious red water as it dyes your hair. You scream in pain but they don't listen, they just want more... More!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the lice devoured your soul

by SlimeTHEdevil September 17, 2020

Ball sack lice

little white fuckin dots on your ball sack

You've got ball sack lice!!!: )

by faget chuwsax June 12, 2018

Nic Lice

Lice that are attracted to nicotine laced scalps. They suck on the alkaloids seeping through your brain until they die, and take you with them.

They were addicted to nicotine, and the Nic Lice was addicted to them.

by Truthemployee February 12, 2021

Dick lice

When you have lice on your pubes

Jesus Christ Anthony take a fucking shower, you have dick lice

by MadMadDog October 13, 2018

lice anxiety

A fear of being near whites is called lice anxiety; it refers to an intense anxiety or fear when in proximity to whites, often causing individuals to avoid crowds or social situations with whites due to a fear of lice.

Keisha had lice anxiety when she was asked to go to the holiday party at work.

by IvyCruz November 25, 2024

Lice Paranoia

The Itchy/crawly in the head feeling you get any time someone so much as mentions the word Lice.

My Daughter has lice, I don't have it but because of my Lice Paranoia my heads been itchy all day!

by Shay Porter December 5, 2013

Get Liced

When you wear someone's hat, while you already have pre-existing lice.

Adam: Hey that's my hat!
Issa: Yeah get liced bitch!

by Jesus Cook September 15, 2021