Litwin

1. A person who manages to find imperfection in all females, hot or not, thus never capitalizing on sexual opportunities.

2. Elitiest, Wanna-be Socialite.

Bill pulled a Litwin when he mentioned he wouldn't give Pamela Anderson the time of day, because she had man hands.

Example of a Litwin: "Man, I'd never do Jessica Alba because her nostrils are too flared.

by Brandy Butler May 18, 2008

MONICA LEWINSKI

a skating move where one falls forward onto the ice landing perfectly on both knees, ejaculating loudly "Oh Fuck!" A single axis Monica Lewinsky means landing only on one knee with bonus points for wherever the other leg or ankle may end up.

A pair of Monica Lewinskis refers to a good sensible part of hard shelled knee pads worn while skating.

I performed a spectacular Monica Lewinski on the Ottawa Canal. Now I will go cry in a snowbank.

by StinkyPuss March 4, 2019

lewinsky

the personal slut for a political figure.

hello cutie, < 1 hour later> ohh ohh yea im pregnant now! time for abortion. keep lewinskying me

by dododododododododododododododo June 14, 2009

monica lewinsky

a fat intern that create controversial over the president so that she could become famous and endorse the fat club of America. synonym: chandra levy

politician loves to make their moves on unsuspecting young intern like Monoca Lewinsky and Chandra Levy

by rongxanhz January 28, 2004

lewinsky

(noun) a dried cum stain on an article of clothing.

I knew Thor had spent the last half hour in his office looking at internet porn on company time becuase when He came out for lunch He had a Lewinsky on his Dockers.

by Marty Fahkeuse January 23, 2006

A Monica Lewinski

When a guy cums on a person's clothing that has just performed oral sex on the guy.

"Dude, last night Sandy was sucking me off and I gave her a Monica Lewinski! Her shirt's real stained!"

by Don Juan, the Gynormotron March 20, 2009

Letting one RIP

1 .When you toot toot from the shoot shoot hole
2. Ok you ever just like letting one RIP and you feel so relieved that you kinda hope it happens again so you can relive the moment?

Congratulations on letting one RIP, this place is now worse than Chernobyl

by Yourhighnessthegr8 June 21, 2019