Laceration

past tense of Lacerate; to tear roughy, cut, or mangle

Bob had some major Laceration wounds to his neck and limbs he got messed up so much.

by Macquarie January 17, 2009

Lager Arse

The inexplicable tendancy of the arse to produce huge quantities of hot, runny faeces following a night of heavy drinking which need not involve drinking lager.

John: Shit, I've got lager arse
Dave: Too many beers I think

by CrazyDave April 8, 2007

lakerfaggot

A homosexual wearing lakers gear, or supporting the faggy lakers

My persian friend Julez is such a lakerfaggot. he wore his laker gear today and would not stop talking about how he keeps having dreams about being the "bottom" in a laker gangbang with Kobe, Gasol and Odom.

by Laker hater6969 November 29, 2011

Ladera

A sex machine

Look at that Ladera!

by Sonchipz July 13, 2009

lamer

A script kiddie who talks shit to other users.

Well loser, I will run Sub7 on your ass.

by Hitsua May 18, 2004

laceration

A deep wound caused by intense friction during anal penetration or being cock whipped hard enough. Often caused when two males sword fight with limp erections.

My ass wouldn't stop bleeding from all the lacerations Steve's thick, dry cock gave me.

by Liquid Pie May 21, 2008

laeryn

A stupid and belligerent action, referring to the character Braedd Laeryn of Shessara from the popular online game NationStates.net

"He pulled a Laeryn."

by Lucius December 10, 2004