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Laudistan

Also: Lavdistan or Lawdistan

NOUN: Meaning a place where dickery is performed to a high degree. The home of dicks. Where dicks originate from.

Not to be confused with a penis storehouse of any sort. This is just a place where people are dicks.

Occasionally used to describe Pakistan
"Abey Laudistan ke laude, chup baith." (Shut up, you dick from dick-istan)
"Saale, lavdistan se aaya hai kya? lavdugiri mat kar" (You idiot, have you come from lavdistan? Stop indulging in dickery)
"Dekh aa gaya, Lawdistan ka pradhan sevak. Selfie le raha hai" (Check it out - he's back, the prime minister of lawdistan - there he is taking a selfie)
by lucifer_007 May 24, 2022
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Lauda

My lauda is getting hard.
by 0po9i8u7y6t54re3w2q1 March 13, 2023
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Laudeth

She’s the funniest person you will ever meet. She has a good sense of humor and will always make you laugh, no matter how bad had been your day. Her personality is unique. She’s very kind, loyal, caring, and loves helping people. She’ll always stand up for what she believes in. She definitely has a thing for tall guys. Pica Pollo and Ice Cream are her definition of a perfect date. You can always find her at Vallejuelo, hanging out with Cinthia.
She’s so Laudeth
by shesyupi March 18, 2023
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laudelena

Laudelena is the most gorgeous and amazing friend you will ever have. She can walk through hell and still have a smile on her face. She can be a brat but she never means to. She fights for what she believes in and is just over all and amazing friend with an amazing personality. She’s sassy and independent she does not care what others think.
Person 1: eww I don’t like laudelena

Hailey: you wanna fight Bec your wrong
Person 3: ya I luv laudelena
by It’s them June 2, 2023
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Laude

Abusive slang word in Hindi for dick.
Abey tere ma ka laude!
(Your mothers dick, I know sounds so offensive right..)
by Pandaa_ June 18, 2023
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laudenbach

A person (usually male), who has an attraction specifically to 3rd graders.
Person 1: Did you hear about the laudenbach they caught in the elementary school vents?

Person 2: Yeah, they say he had over 10 3rd graders in his basement.
by Ifcbuyc March 25, 2024
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laudapav

laudapav is a meta-physical object that supersedes meaning or definition, no matter how you say it or use it its not wrong. But here are a few ways to define it
1.Equivalent but not equal to 'Bullshit'. Used when someone is trying to fool of you but its obvious so they are trying to serve you laudapav.

2. When someones full of shit you say his head is filled with laudapav.
3.When someones walking slowly you say he/her has laudapav stuck up his/her ass.
1. My friend told me he was got laid recently but I knew he was serving me laudapav.
2.Bro was yapping non-stop about some random shit I knew his head is filled with laudapav.
3. That guy walking there seems to have laudapav stuck up his ass.
by OkPhilosopher February 9, 2025
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