Raging Leonard

n. Fat, racist redneck and former cokehead recently fired from his lowly computer tech job.

Raging Leonard thinks Iggy Pop was bigger than the Beatles. What a smacktard.

by Assholes, Inc. May 4, 2005

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.

Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!

by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

leonov

a term used to describe something you really really want, but cannot have.

Andrea: C'mon Stine! I ALMOST won Leonov! He should be mine!
Stine: Leonov is mine! And mine only!

by LEONOV IS MINE August 14, 2006

Lenore

Lenore is a tall slim sexy woman who can make a man bend to her will. A Lenore will love forever and forgive so much. She is light to all.

That’s Lenore is on of a kind.

by Lissalore June 20, 2021

Leonardo DiCaprio effect

The Leonardo DiCaprio effect is the process of when a woman ages past the prime age of 25. They are no longer worthy and must be dropped for a new younger woman between the ages of 18-24.

Friend: Hey bro how’s everything with your girl.

Me: not so good man it’s the Leonardo DiCaprio effect.

Friend: oh shit she’s already 25 you better drop that hoe for a new one.

by Sheamus O’hara September 20, 2022

ms leanore nell

shes cool ! 😎
shes snazzy ! 😋✨😘
shes dating sweggy and jezomoine! 😝😗🤧
shes miss leanore nell ! 🥳

person 1: its ms leanore nell ! plz notice me
person 2: u neednt have a chance... shes already in a threesome

by i fucked karma akabane... June 6, 2020

Dirty Leonardo

Usually a sagittarius, is a man/woman who makes their partner cum as many times as their birthday + the letters in their name. If the partners legs are not shaking after what follows is an insane oral which usually leads to being paralyzed from the legs down for a couple of days.

If you see a Wheelchair in your room? Be ready for a dirty dirty Leonardo.

by secretlyweknow September 1, 2021