shit on a laptop

Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.

He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.

After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.

by FatFSA April 13, 2021

scousers laptop

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!

"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006

gaming laptop

like a gaming pc but you can bring it places

here is my ipad play on that. i have a gaming laptop

by NameSiren435547 December 26, 2020

Scouser's Laptop

A Takeaway Pizza (in box)

"Im just gonna pop out to get a Scouser's Laptop, you comin'?"

by Buzzy August 13, 2006

Gaming Laptop

A very loud laptop that you shouldn't buy unless you for some reason want to play modern games at 60+ FPS on the go.

Want a gaming laptop? Hope you can tolerate extremely loud fan noise.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

section 8 laptop

an old ass typewriter that is dumb slow

I couldn't do my homework Mrs. Smith i got that section 8 laptop

by digitalpopstar October 2, 2014

Gecko on Laptop

A Gecko on a Laptop, duh. Why did you define something so outlandish anyway?

The Gecko on Laptop was googling some strange things...

by AbsolutelyNotToast December 17, 2020