Kristopher

Kristopher is a guy with the smallest dick and he is very jealous. His soulmate starts with the letter E. Kristopher says he’s straight but we know forsure that he’s gay as fuck, don’t let a Kristopher into your life because he will ruin it. He also plays soccer and he plays girls.

Kristopher fuck you nigg@

by NuggieMan November 22, 2021

Kristopher

Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
Always a solution for everything and if he cannot find it, you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.

Girl: I'm in love with Kristopher

Strange girl : I known, who doesn't? But he is an impossible love..

If you lose Kristopher, You are the dumbest person in the world

by EAngel November 23, 2021

Kristhofee

Most loving and sweet guy you will ever meet and will always be there for you, when you think of kristhofee you get butterflies in your stomach. And DAMN is he sexy that smile can set you in a trance and when your his he will do anything for you.

Omg I love kristhofee he is my everything

by Kelsus13 November 23, 2021

kristerphor

lame,a clown,speacil ed, dont play in gym,likes to throw chairs aroung the class

friend ;dont you want a friend
me; yeah
friend;oh kristerphor
me; oh hell nah

by blackkidrunaway January 11, 2022

qristofer

the most amazing man ever????????? he has golden rays for eyes. everyone thinks he is bipolar which he is. bro is sassy af. his youtube search history is only for the eyes that are near death. he needs to listen better to other people.

wow is that qristofer look at him go!!!

by huckleberry667772762626272 February 7, 2023

Kristopher

Kris is my best friend and my only real friend i can share stuff with even tho they r almost a adult and live 73737474 miles away from me i appreciate u so much and i think ur the most kindest person ive met

Kristopher is a fruit ninja

Oh you need a knife? Kris has one

by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023

Kristoffur

homo

man 1: Kristoffur is a homo
man 2: fax

by Kristoffur March 31, 2023